Before Christmas Red Toes decided to complete 100 days of no bread in an effort to lose some pounds. She definitely achieved her target of no bread. That said and I can’t speak for Red Toes but I am sure that I put on extra pounds on account of over eating cake and biscuits. I am glad that Fad is over.
Red Toes now has a watch that tracks her every move. So every hour on the hour she gets up from the computer and walks up the stairs, round the living room, round the kitchen, round the living room and back down the stairs. She squeal with delight when her tracker buzzes on her wrist.
I on the other hand am left wondering what an earth this new fad is all about and how it is going to impact me?
The good news is that she has been taking me out on really long walks. I am meeting so many new friends in the big field at the bottom of the hill. This morning we went down the hill and I met Poppy a 2 year old Lab. I chased and chased in big circles. Eventually I wore her down and caught her. I was very happy with myself.
I showed Red Toes a new route that I found with Grandpa, so we went up the field with lots of tufty grass so I could jump and jump through the hills of grass. So much fun. I love crispy grass now it is so much nicer than wet grass.
The bad news and to be honest all these long walks are wearing me out. I am thoroughly exhausted and have to take big naps in the afternoon. If only Red Toes would let me!
I was just drifting off to sleep when I heard the watch buzz this afternoon. Keep your eyes closed I told myself, don’t move, perhaps she will forget that you are here.
No it was too late. ‘Come on Benji the watch says we need to go on a walk.’ she tells me.
‘No Red Toe’s you go on your own, I’m too tired go on another walk.’ I wimper.
‘The watch says you have to walk, not me’ I puffed.
Before I knew it, I had my harness on and we are at the front door ready to go out into the cold again. I am not sure how long this fad is going to be for but I am not sure I like everything about it.
Red Toes has now started talking about New Years Resolutions. Instead of 100 days of no bread she is announced yesterday 100 days of no biscuits, sweets and cake.
‘How about that Benji? 100 Days of no biscuits.’ she said.
‘Does that mean no biscuits to dip in our tea?’ I quizzed.
‘Yes correct, no biscuits at break time.’
‘Does that apply to Digestives?’
‘Does that apply to Ginger Nuts?’
‘They are both biscuits, so no Digestives or Ginger Nuts’ she said.
‘But I love Ginger Nuts’ I said as I walked off in a huff to my mat. ‘I don’t want to give them up.’
‘It sounds like a really bad idea to me.’ I barked.
I don’t like the sound of this at all. So if you see me walking down the street, please bring me a Ginger Nut as Red Toes is having another funny fad.